Are You a TRUE Chipotle Addict?

Whoever still says that love makes the world go round has obviously never had Chipotle. Guac is extra? Pile it on. Tortilla on the side? Duh. You can order half chicken/half steak? Oh my god, I just went to carnivore heaven. Whoever has had the deliciousness of Chipotle bless their taste buds knows that there is no comparison to the deliciousness it offers. But despite those who claim to love love love this fast-casual eatery, many are not worthy of the title of a true Chipotle addict. Here’s how you know Chipotle is your true soul mate:

• You are already salivating after reading that short introduction. And you will definitely be heading straight there after finishing this article (if you haven’t already had it today, of course).

• You’ve approached Chipotle and seen the line is as long as when Urban Outfitters is having an epic Black Friday sale – This does not phase you. You understand patience is necessary when in love.

• You had a burrito for lunch as soon as you were done with classes… But your roommates are planning on going for dinner. Obviously you join and justify your actions by getting a burrito bowl instead.

• You suddenly realize how much you like the whole industrial/metal table look. You also would kill someone to be able to steal one of those cool ass Aztec looking faces to hang in your apartment.

• You know all the secrets to getting the best bang for your burrito. (ex. extra rice, double meat, guac on the side, etc.)

• You’re deadly hungover and all your friends decide to crawl to McDonalds and get a greasy breakfast sandwich to get rid of the pain. You crawl the extra 10 minutes to Chipotle and are the first in line because you KNOW nothing cures a hangover like a tortilla.

• You’ve tested out all the different combinations to create the greatest burrito known to your taste buds but you have a signature combo that you’ve considered trademarking.

• You have the Chipotle app with all your credit card info already saved so all you have to do is click is “Order Now” – Thank God for smartphones.

• You’ve gone all out for the promotions that it has had. (ex. full costume on Halloween, participated in the Adventurrito sweepstakes, etc.)

• You’ve come to the conclusion that you will not be offering steak, seafood or vegetarian dishes at your wedding. Instead, it will be catered by Chipotle <3

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